Followers

Monday, 9 April 2012

Grooming for Men


Disclaimer: This is just my own personal opinion, as a man u don’t have to follow this but I am sure there are definitely some women out there that wouldn’t mind if their man took on some of these tips.




Trim nose hair please....

Keep your lips moisturized. Lip balm and Chap Stick was not just made for women. There is nothing less attractive than a man with dry, crusty, ashy white lips talking to you and God forbid he trys to kiss you with that situation going on.

Take care of the pits. Now you don’t have to shave it all off but at least shave off enough so that your deodorant can be most effective J

Now I personally am not a fan of grizzly hairy men but some women don’t mind. However if you are looking more like an angry werewolf you might wanna contemplate waxing your chest or back.

Aaaaah, Brazilian for men J I think most people know by now what a Brazilian wax consists of but guess what?! . . . .It is not just for women. Yes I do know it’s a bit painful but a glass of wine or some paracetamol 20 mins before should take care of that. Not only does it keep you fresher down there it’s been said that it provides a much friendlier environment for your partner.... or so I’ve been told. However, if that is too extreme for you a good ole razor will work.



Finger nails . . . CUT THEM!!! . . . I will never understand why men keep long nails. I don’t think any woman on the face of earth finds it attractive. Also for the sake of those of you that have partners please make sure they are short and smooth before engaging in any sort of “physical activity”. Trust me; your woman is most likely squirming and wriggling about from pain and discomfort more so than pleasure.

While you are now cutting your finger nails please do not forget to cut your toenails too, I mean how do you fit them into your closed shoes???

Oh, and I know some of you only lotion the parts of your body that you think is exposed, just keep your whole situation moisturized. It’s good for your skin. If you are in a hot country stick to baby lotion, it is nice and light ant won’t leave you feeling greasy. If you are in a cold and dry place try and use a more moisturising lotion like Jergens or Keri and when all else fails Vaseline will never fail you.

Ok, that’s it for now . . . .hopefully we can have a few more better groomed men around J

7 comments:

  1. Tell "em about those nasty finger nails, especially Naija men & that long pinkie nail ish.....NOT CUTE!!!!!

    I carry lotion around for the men with ashy hands, abeg, hard sandpaper hands don't say hardworking man, they say this man does not take extra care of his hygiene.

    THE LIPS!!!!! Crusty lips are a no no & personal distraction to me! Please buy the chapstick chilling by the check out register, 3 for $1!!! One for your car, one for your bedside table & one for your briefcase :)

    ****Sorry OmogeLepa for the long comment, this post"spoke to me."

    Ascol Angel in Philly :)

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Lol! . . . Hey Ascol Angel in Philly :p .... I know its a funny post but i just had to say it . . . its just not cute.

      Delete
  2. Lol....Omoge Lepa, don't be surprised when you start seeing me with glossy lips o, na you o. I actually use to think its awkward for a guy.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. lol . . . its not awkward, its probably more embarassing to be walking around with dry ashy lips.

      Delete
  3. Nothing for bad breath? you know some people have bad breath but do not know it

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOL!!! . . . I did forget abt that, hmmmm am gonna have to write a post abt "How to tell if your breath is kicking"

      Delete
  4. brazillian???
    NO WAY!

    ReplyDelete